lilpinkninja:

Everytime I mistext him or well anyone this is how I feel *sigh

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"Yes, this pain is the supreme spice"

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timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

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pizzaforpresident:

it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

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mynamesnotpenny:


mememaster:

Like 10 sand maybe 11


No no like 12 sand at least

mynamesnotpenny:

mememaster:

Like 10 sand maybe 11

No no like 12 sand at least

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kwekwaxawe:

Dog Eat Dog by Pink Kitten

kwekwaxawe:

Dog Eat Dog by Pink Kitten

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